You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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