He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
did i just pee glitter
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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