Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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