Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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