ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
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