I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
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I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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