but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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