its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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