That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
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Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This is classic penis vs brain.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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