My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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