yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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