Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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