he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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