You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
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Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
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I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
the raccoons are back...
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