Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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vagina is talking i cant
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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