Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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