Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
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It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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