we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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