what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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