I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
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U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm really busy with my period
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