I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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