Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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