you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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