No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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