His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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