I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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