So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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