Your face is a jimmy john
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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