yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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