): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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