I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Randomize