I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
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I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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