Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.