I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Please, let me fuck your mom
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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