Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
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When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
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I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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