haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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