were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
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He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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