if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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