People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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