he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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