At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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