i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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