Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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