Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
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Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
where are my eyebrows?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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