yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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