too bad you live with your parents still
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
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drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
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did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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