I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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