My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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