and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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