I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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