Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
do nipples grow back?
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