There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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