Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
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THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
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