Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.