there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Is Oprah even human
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
Randomize
