Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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