Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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